THREE THINGS I LEARNED FROM THE UPDATE:

1. THERE ARE STARBUCK SHOPS OUT THERE IN THE ASSCRACK OF METAPHYSICAL RELATIVITY AND TIME. LIKE, THEY BEAT MCDONALD’S IN THE URBAN SPRAWL I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING.

2. WATERMARKING IS A SPECIAL POWER. ONLY THOSE WHO CAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT CAN WIELD IT.

3. DAVESPRITE MAKES ME CRY THE HARDEST OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS. NOT EVEN KIDDING. LIV TYLER THE BUNNY IS THE CLOSE SECOND.