Both fortunately and unfortunately, the blood being articulated by your collapsing and expanding bladder based aquatic vascular system is the rarest, NOBLEST shade within your race. Your name is MANSUR OISTRO, and you would like to start your introduction with the statement that you don’t give a GLUBBING FUCK about the homeospectrum and neither should the sad, pathetic excuse of a society you reside in.
That is your personal opinion, of course, and you have no intention of declaring that anymore publicly than you already have. The reason is definitely not because you are an APATHETIC DEFEATIST or anything, you just know a lost cause when you see one, and you just don’t want to waste any of the precious oxygen produced by wonderful, wonderful PLANTS to try for a futile change.
It’s also not because you really don’t care if just about everyone DIES, including yourself.
You wish to spend your entire life in QUIET and PEACE in your UNDERWATER CORAL REEF TOWER somewhere along the deepest parts of the ocean, with nothing else except your BOOKS and your lusus the MEDUSAMOM.
You wish life would just leave you alone, but it just won’t happen. So you relieve your CONSTANT DISPLEASURE AT EVERYTHING by visiting land and TAKE THEIR TREES into your wonderful BRANCHKIND collection. Usually no one tries to stop you, and that is the fortunate aspect of being a SEA DWELLER, but it’s not like they can really do anything to you after you struck them in the skull with a solid gold CROWNKIND.
You don’t enjoy wearing anything that flaunts your ROYAL STATUS which you DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE, but well. You still haven’t managed to convince your lusus to stop bringing shiny things to you yet.
You realize that you have started going off into a pointless, unnecessary rant about shit no one really cares about. So you’re going to just end it abruptly -and without regards of any actual readers- that your troll tag is CackerelAphorismer, and… Whale, yO+u dO+n’t sea the glubbing pO+int of explaining anyfin if the readers can just read it by themshells.
So I made a thing for Mansur… I lol’ed at her hair.