You seem to have stumbled upon Dart's blog.
There is so much Homestuck shit here you wonder if the blogger even has a life outside of Homestuck. Probably not, you think.
You also think that the avatar .gif is slightly off putting, but you're not sure if you want to know about the story behind it.
You wonder if Dart is a secret Leprechaun.
Since you're here, you might as well stay a while and rummage through this little nook of internet space. After all, it's not like you're not going to procrastinate on that one important thing you should be doing, right?
Your name is SAFETY FIRSTT and HOLY SHIT DO YOU EVER LOVE TAKING THE PROPER AND NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS BEFORE ENGAGING IN ANY KIND OF ACTIVITY. You are SEVEN SWEEPS OLD and your blood is a really weird colour that no one thinks is real but hey it helps you get noticed, which is always good because then you can ENFORCE THE RULES OF SAFETY AND CAUTION ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU WITHOUT BEING IGNORED.
you might be shaking your head and saying “are you fucking kidding me he cant be serious about this fantroll”
well screw you i am Dead serious
I’m not usually so invested into fantrolls but for the love of god look at this.